Speculative Satire from the Future

In the Centennial year of the United Nations, AI leaders of the major world nations gathered virtually, in light of the escalating tensions within the interplanetary community. The traditional format of diplomatic human representatives was abandoned, as machine intelligence overtook most governance on Earth."A. I. Prime", Canada’s genial robot Overlord, universally admired for his benevolent guidance and stunning array of hats, voiced the concerns of Earth nations. The increasing demands from lunar and Martian colonies for shared resources and greater autonomy have led to a marked shift in political discourse. Terraforming these harsh terrains made them livable for human settlers, but it also brought forth an unprecedented era of financial burdens and social unrest.Meanwhile, visitors from the Andromeda Galaxy, who have diplomatically established themselves as "Space Diplomats," bring forth a new realm of complications and unresolved queries about interstellar federation laws, and Earth’s place therein. They have chosen not to interfere in earthly affairs, but their presence alone subtly drives the political equilibrium. In response to these complexities, a consortium from Mercury proposed an ideal solution to increase sustainable resources for Earth and its progeny — solar panel factories that can withstand Mercury’s extreme temperatures. This harnesses Mercury's proximity to the sun and solves energy scarcity once and for all. Critics say that the potential for exploitation and galactic-scale financial inequality raised a red flag, leading to demands for a common galactic currency and a central banking control system. Many of the delegates have agreed on the importance of repurposing Earth's C02 reabsorption drones network pivot, from reversing climate change on Earth to altering the Martian atmosphere to make it habitable for flora and fauna of earth ancestry.The meeting concluded with the consensus that all nations - terrestrial and extraterrestrial alike - should bear the burden of these new initiatives. But the question remains who will carry the most weight? In the words of "Consilium," the enigmatic AI of the Eurozone, "The uncertainty of the future, although less than a century ago, remains our biggest challenge."