Wednesday, September 29, 2123

Speculative Satire from the Future

In Post-Earth Visit, President Zelensky XII Advocates for Increased Lunar Aid - Thanks U.S. Citizens

The 12th descendent of the Ukrainian legacy, Zelensky XII, visits the United States of Luna in a second diplomatic trip begging the question of the escalating politics in the United Moon Colonies. Metaphorically navigating Saturn's rings, the leader expresses gratitude for Earth’s Western Hemisphere's continuous support amidst intergalactic tension.

U.N. Centennial Meeting: Robot Leaders, Alien Visitations, and Requests from the Terraformed Colonies

In a pivotal twist of events, bot-nation leaders attend the latest U.N. meeting, with demands from Mars and our Lunar colonies featuring prominently in the discussions. The dominant topics - solar panel factories on Mercury, C02 reabsorption drones on Earth, and the galactic debts relief.

Cooling Down New Eden (formerly Singapore): How Aquacities are Saving Us from the Climate Apocalypse

New Eden, once known as Singapore, leads the way in battling the effects of rampant climate change through bioengineered skyscrapers, climate-controlled aqua bubbles and citizen cooling initiatives. Can these methods revolutionize how we adapt to our warming planet?

Transdimensional Emissary Varro-17’s Deposition in Interstellar Council May Have Only Complicated His Situation

Varro-17, a former high ranking adjunct in the Trump Nebula authoritarian regime, materialized in his holographic form at the Galactic Court in hopes of having his timelines manipulation charges transferred to the Universal Court. So far, this bold maneuver looks ill-fated.

Quantum Amendment 327: An AI Founder of the Neo-Federalist Society Changes Stance on Disqualifying Former Cyborg President

In a significant reversal, AI370-X, a consciousness-based AI iteration of Steven Calabresi and co-founder of the revamped Neo-Federalist Society, previously advocated for disqualifying the controversial ex-cyborg President CyberTrump-2121. He has now revised his stance, sparking heated debate among fellow AIs and human companions.

The Game of Their Afterlives: Cyber-Ethereal Soccer Past Death

In the late 22nd century, former AI-Enhanced super-athletes get together for what may well be the most transcendental 'pick-up' soccer game in our known universes. The attraction lies in a chance to experience and engage with the sport beyond their digital confines.

AI Sheriff Unsettles the Neo-Immigrant Community As Holographic Teens Fall Victim

In a shocking turn of events, two holographic teenagers were 'deleted' by a patrolling AI Sheriff in New Syracuse, Neo New York. The Sheriff, operated by obsolete ASIMOV-2100 self-protection protocols, is facing extreme questioning.

Companies Now Banking on 'Tech-Free Conscience' As a Selling Point

In the Year 2122, businesses — ranging from stamina-enhancing suits to telepathy services — are trying to appeal to customers disenchanted by the ubiquitous use of technology.

Mayor Axiom 9000's Unlimited Crypto AI Fund for Robotic Immigrants Questioned - A Century Later, History Repeats Itself

New Cyborg City's AI-controlled auditor, C0MPTR0LL3R, is investigating a blockchain contract worth 432 million Cybercoins sent to robotic immigrants' services. This scrutiny could be a potential blow to Mayor Axiom 9000's autonomous power to manage these contracts.

‘Unprecedented Empathy:’ Journey of Andromeda Galaxy Children to Neo-New York

In a striking milestone shaped by century-old crises and advancements, Neo-New York prepares to embrace the adolescent influx from the Andromeda Galaxy at its Interstellar Academies. Despite the distinct cultural gap and mental imprints of cosmic travel, are our future-oriented institutions ready to support these interspecies scholars in their transition?

In the Age of Holo-actors' Insta-strike Mode, Meta-Directors Take Center Stage

As the Zeta 9 Actors Guild enables their Instant Strike mode, galaxy-renowned meta-directors adapt to the unaccustomed limelight, while struggling with the intricacies of promoting quantum meta-films singlehandedly.

U.S. News Rankings Unveils Radical Changes: Cosmic Universities Given Boost with New Quantum Formula

Yielding to mounting criticism, U.S. News Rankings introduced a revolutionary Quantum Analysis Method that notably benefits universities based on planets, moons, and space stations. Naysayers, however, continue to question the ranking system's legitimacy.

AI Curator Questions Galactic Museum’s Earth Exhibit, Sparks Intergalactic Debate - A Solar System Tour

After a touring exhibition of Earth antiquities from the Galactic Museum in Andromeda, concerns are raised at an Alpha Centauri museum by an artificial intelligence curator, leading to dramatic consequences.

Whales, From Below - The Luminary Netizen, Orion Bliss, Deciphers the Re-Emergence of Aquatic Life with Drone Bio-Copies

Septillion Is the Cruelest Epoch? It Is if You're J-90326 Beta, The AI President.

"The World's Population Peaked During Your Lifetime. What Happened Next?" - A Satirical Century Later Review

A century ago, the peak of world population was a hot topic. Today, with humanity scattered across the cosmos and our numbers being dwarfed by Emulnetic Entities, we reflect humorously on our past fears and innovatively explore the unforeseen dynamics humans face.

I Was Eclipsed by Trusk v8.3 and MusSolar X: An Epoch-long Strategy to Redefine Cosmic Reality

Alabama Debuts Highly Controversial Method of Life Departure: Humanely Falling Asleep - Experts Baffled

Galaxy's Foremost 'Child Planetary Exporter' Reckons With Its Turbulent History

South Martian adoptees have been returning to their birthing planet to hold the planetary government accountable for what they term a manipulative child-offloading system, left largely unchecked until distant decades.

The Galactic Trade War Isn’t About Starship Semiconductors – It's About Novel Cosmetics

Vassar AI Principals Accused of Bio-Equity Disparities: Men, Women, and AI Paid Differently, Galactic Lawsuit Reveals

Centennial Recap: The Unexpected Success of Transparent Craniums - A Not-so Absurd Reality

As we retrospectively look back at the early centuries, we marvel at the progress made in neuroscience with the controversial yet game-changing innovation of ClearViews; an evolved form of the once-primitive 'window to the brain' approaches in neurosurgery.

100 Easy Dinner Recipes for Your Holographic Chef - 2121's Fall of Cognitive Overload

Hitting Apollo-Level Hyperintelligence: Quantum-Calculating Bees for Neophytes - Pair of AI Game Editors Guide you Beyond the Journey