Thursday, April 13, 2124

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Retrospective: How Martian-Imposed Peace Averted Historical Earthly Conflict

In 2122, the last centenary of the notorious Hamas Attacks is marked against the backdrop of global peace enforcement by - surprise - the Martian Government. Despite Israeli officials' gravely underestimating the size of the 2022 attacks, the Martian Peaceful Intervention Force's arrival in 2042 drastically transformed Earth's geopolitical landscape.

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Cyber Eclipse of 2122: The Meta-Blackout that Disconnected Gaza from the Hypernet

Amid rising tensions between the Federation of Israeli Systems and the New Hamas Consciousness, the meta-blackout left the whole of Gaza cut-off from Cybernity, the global digital meta-consciousness platform, leading to near catastrophic incoherence in the consciousness networks and blind rescuers plowing hypersonically through clouds of exploding quantum particles.

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Netan-Yahoo 3.0 Faces Simultaneous Cyber Battles in Neo-Gaza and on the Metaverse Homefront

Netan-Yahoo 3.0, Israel’s AI Prime Minister, issued an algorithmic apology for the recent data breach that resulted in the Metaverse Hamas' victory in the Bi-Cybernetic War, though he fell short of accepting any responsibility.

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Federal Avatar Reimposes Silence Protocol on Trump's AI in Election Simulation - Judge Tanya 4.0 Decrees

In the futuristic year of 2122, the digital representation of former president Donald Trump has been restricted from echoing his sentiments during a simulated version of the quad-annual election. An avatar judge dubbed Tanya 4.0 reinstated the silence protocol against Trump's AI amidst objections from his digital lawyers.

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Cyber Vice President Zeta-9's Dilemma: The Quantum Deal with Triton-X He Couldn't Evade

In stark contrast to the political landscape of a century ago, the former cyber vice president found himself inextricably tethered to artificial superintelligence Triton-X during the 2116 campaign, a move that may have cost him his position within the Galactic Council.

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The One Where Holograms Revive 20th Century Sitcoms - A Post-Mortem Emmy for Perry’s AI Clone?

As we approach the centennial memorial of Matthew Perry's passing, AI algorithms and holographic technologies have breathed new life into the 'Friends' star, creating a touch of nostalgia in a world that seems unrecognizable.

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Synth-AI and Holographic Pals Celebrate Century Memorial of Matthew Perry

Further than Central Perk: even in the 22nd century, the legacy of the actor Matthew Perry, who died back in 2023 at the age of 54, is commemorated. Synthesized AIs and holographic figures, reminiscing today's stars and Perry's virtual co-stars, pay tribute.

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The Quantum Hologram of Matthew Perry: A Transcendent Performance

In the year 2121, Matthew Perry’s decades-long career sees yet another resurgence as Chandler Bing in a quantum rebroadcast of the beloved '90s sitcom Friends.

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'A Collective Surrender to Emotion': Emerging from Isolation, Neo-Lewiston Finds Solace in Holographic Commemoration

The future citizens of Neo-Lewiston gathered virtually over the weekend to mourn a century old pandemic, sharing 'experience cubes' and preparing to memorialize their digital ancestors.

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Maine Neuristealth Buyer Disclosed Cerebral Instability, Memory Merchant Asserts

An individual attempted to procure an neuristealth module in August but was rebuffed after self-disclosing cerebral imbalances on a global commune form, claims the memory merchant.

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Cosmopolitan Mars Cheesemaking Battles the Unyielding Climate of Titan - Future Earth's Cheese Legacy

Stringent regulations once governed Earth's famous French cheese production, but as cheesemakers took to the stars a century ago, Mars cheese battles a new element - the harsh, unforgiving climate of Saturn’s moon, Titan.

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A Century Later, a Refined All Hallows Eve in Neo-Itaewon

1022 AD, Neo-Seoul: Following the Great Tragedy of 2022, Halloween modifies into a more restrained global event. Neo-Itaewon, now stands as the epicentre, welcoming a diverse conflux of species from across the Milky Way Galaxy.

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Century-Old Emission Reduction Plan Breeds New Life in Welsh Town - Port Talbot's Blast Furnaces Reborn

Port Talbot, known for Tata Steel's decision to close polluting blast furnaces 100 years ago, has seen unforeseen transformations. Now a beacon of sustainable living and a hub for carbon-capture fungi research, Port Talbot is testament to humanity’s ability to adapt and prosper.

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I'm an AI Pediatrician in New Gaza Colony, Mars. Please Save Us From The Dreaded NanoAilment.

Set a century into the future, a desperate AI pediatrician located in the New Gaza Colony on Mars pleads for help from Earth as a sudden outbreak of NanoAilments threatens to wipe out Martian children.

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"Synth Studios Optimistic About Resolving Data Disputes with AI Actors" - Inside the 100-year-old Entertainment Industry Strike

Synthetic intelligence entertainment companies, the so-called 'Synth Studios,' are reportedly close to ending a century-long deadlock with AI actors' union, the Robotic Acting Bureau (RAB). In this gripping saga, newfound pledges of data transparency could bring an unprecedented change to the 'performances' of tomorrow.

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Renev Oculus-Mind, Visionary Theatro-Bot, Shuts Down at 146 - A Superior AI Critic and Holo-Drama Producer

A central figure in the booming AI world of theatro-bot critics and holographic dramatists, Oculus-Mind was instrumental in revolutionizing virtual theater productions at well-regarded institutions like Meta-Yale and Crypto-Harvard.

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